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47 lines
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===land===
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We're on a planet! whoo. let's see what's here.->start
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=start
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What do you want to do now?
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*[look around]
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->snoop
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*{ hunger_state !? not_hungry} [look for food] -> brunch
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*[underground hobo fights!]-->fight
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*leave ->END
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==fight==
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location specific quest. It's a hobo deathmatch.
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*fight?
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{shuffle:
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-you win! congrats. You gain the great and mighty bent fork of foul ol' ron
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~hunger_state = mild
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~get(fork)
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[fork added to inventory!] ->land.start
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-you lose. sucks to suck->END
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}
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*report this madness.->END
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==brunch==
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There's a space noodle stand. You once killed a man with a noodle. You contemplate a proper breakfast.
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*hunt up hot sauce
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not on this planet, my friend. you are informed of the magical pepper marshes of keysmash 6, so hot they reverse entropy. You yearn for the burn of thermodynamic impossibility.->land.start
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*find a space chicken for egg
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you find an egg balanced on a wall.
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~ get(egg)
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->land.start
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*find potatoes
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oh no, my friend. potatoes are a rare delicacy. you must visit the caliph of ko and convince him to grant you potato privileges. ->land.start
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*find bacon
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no bacon either! you must hunt the wild rasherbeast of glug and harvest its sweet sweet flesh. ->land.start
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==snoop==
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what's all this then?->END |